1. What is your favorite color?
Black
Pink
Purple
Beige
Green
Red
2. Where did you spend the most time in high school?
Under the bleachers
Locker room
Principal's office
Cafeteria
The library
At parties
3. What is your favorite fashion accessory?
Mask
Glasses
Bib
Bong
Ascot
Condom
4. Of the following foods, which would you say is your favorite?
A pan of brownies
Veal, served young and tender
Boxed processed snacks
A nice, ripe, banana
Half a stalk of celery
White bread, maybe a dab of butter if it's a holiday
5. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary position
Doggie-style
Mastrubating
Kama Sutra #347
Anything involving whips and chains
Anal sex
6. When you go to a bar, what do you drink?
Beer
Cosmopolitan
Water
Water from a toilet
Water from a bong
Battery acid
7. What is your favorite magazine?
Glamour
Time
High Times
Guns & Ammo
Playgirl
Dog Fancy
8. Who is your role model?
Albert Einstein
Fat Albert
Cheech Marin
Cindy Crawford
John Wayne
John Wayne Gacy
9. Your ideal job would be…
Trophy spouse
Restaurant reviewer
Dictator
Rocket scientist
Porn star
Professional college student
10. In a difficult situation, you…
Step into the leader role and take charge
Quietly assess the situation and try to form the best possible solution
Complicate the situation, trying to prevent a resolution from occurring
Follow whatever orders are handed down
Run in the other direction as fast as you can
Let other people set you up as the patsy
11. What is your favorite type of shoe?
I go barefoot, baby!
Sneakers, shoe laces usually untied
Sensible Mary Janes, they go with everything
Knee high boots, 4" heels (you know what they call those…)
Steel tipped boots
Blue hush puppies
12. Which word best describes you at this moment?
Intelligent
Hungry
Vengeful
Attractive
Fun-loving (the dash does TOO make it one word!)
Clueless